Best Of: Stefan's Quotes of the Day

"I just go with the flow on yogurt."

"I like to live dangerously. My name used to be Danger Chin, but that was too obvious."

On children: "It's not a 'collect 'em all' kind of business!"

"I JUST PISSED ON SOMEONE!"

"Should I eat a pound of lard?"

"Honey, you're hogging all of the cheese!"

I Like You!

Stefan: I like you.
Kendall: *slap*
Stefan: OUCH!
Kendall: I like you too!
Stefan: Then why did you slap me?!
Kendall: *shrug*