Best Of: Stefan's Quotes of the Day

"I just go with the flow on yogurt."

"I like to live dangerously. My name used to be Danger Chin, but that was too obvious."

On children: "It's not a 'collect 'em all' kind of business!"

"I JUST PISSED ON SOMEONE!"

"Should I eat a pound of lard?"

"Honey, you're hogging all of the cheese!"

I Like You!

Stefan: I like you.
Kendall: *slap*
Stefan: OUCH!
Kendall: I like you too!
Stefan: Then why did you slap me?!
Kendall: *shrug*

Welcome to the Waffle House

Stefan: What are we going to post!?
Kendall: Hmmmmmmmmm....
Stefan: I'll sit on it until inspiration strikes!
Kendall: You sit on it baby!
Stefan: Oh it feels so good under my butt...
Kendall: o.O
Stefan: ...feels like a WAFFLE HOUSE OF MAYHEM!!
Kendall: :D

Welcome to the Waffle House. ;)